Kaylee (in a whisper to Heidi): Daisy doesn't like you.
Me (laughing at Heidi's crushed face): Why does she do that to you?
Heidi: Because she is mean.
Heidi: Hey, that used to be my dress when I was little.
Kaylee: No it wasn't.
Heidi: Yes it was. When I was little.
Kaylee: You weren't little.
Heidi: Yes I was. I was little and then I grew.
Kaylee: No, you didn't.
Heidi: Yes. I was little and then I grew. I am growing now.
Kaylee: You're not growing.
Kaylee: Heidi, you are a boy.
Heidi: I am not a boy.
Kaylee: You are a BOY!
Heidi: I am not a boy! I have long hair. Girls have long hair!
Kaylee: You don't have long hair.
Heidi: Yes, I do. I have long hair!
Kaylee: Heidi, are you mad at me?
Heidi: Yes.
Kaylee: You don't like me?
Heidi: No.
Kaylee: Why?
Heidi: Because you call me a boy.
Kaylee: You are a boy.
Heidi: Don't talk to me!
Kaylee: Heidi...I'm talking to you.
What is wrong with her? Why does she do that to Heidi? What is it going to be like in five years? I can just see the journal entry now....
The other thing I don't understand is why Heidi even cares. Obviously she is not a boy so why does it matter if Kaylee calls her a boy or not? Heidi is the older one. You would think she would realize that.
6 comments:
Kaylee makes me laugh. She may not be a little brother, but she acts like one!
Laura and I are almost in tears over how funny and contentious kaylee is... i love it, poor heidi.
Hmmmmmmm....I am just wondering, like mother like daughter or like namesake aunt, like niece??????
No! Like Grandpa Taylor like grand-daughter. I lived through it. Tease, tease, tease, they live for it.
I love listening to Kaylee! She cracks me up!
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